For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.
One need not expend all their resources to get a fine item from my shop; whether you intend to woo in pursuit of, maintain or eschew The Bard of Avon’s muse there is something for any and every one. Take a look if you are so inclined.
These are still great. All of them.
I would like or reblog every single one of these, if I just had the spine to BELIEVE IN SOMETHING FOR ONCE.
Things Could Be Worse by Benjamin Dewey
You may have fallen off a moving boxcar and your spouse ran away with your dog (to be together), but look, the calamitous nature of life dictates that things could always be worse. And they could! After all, you’re not trapped in the 20,000,000 year old lake under Antarctic ice. Nor are you a Bearded Lady enslaved by carnies. If by some chance you have befallen any of these unfortunate fates, then I apologize: things probably are pretty bad for you. Follow some similar near-catastrophic potentialities at Benjamin’s tumblr, or buy prints at etsy so you can plaster on your wall the reminder that hey, you’re not a zombie… yet.
- Just a normal day reading some Craig'shouseSeth:My wife is missing two things.Jonathan:Thumbs?Seth:Balls.
- aseriesofdoorsinmyface asked:I just want to say I admire your response to that guy about the porn.
Thanks. It was actually a girl, and she seemed to have—good intentions?
It’s hard to tell these days.
(Unless you were talking about the facebook...