July 19, 2012
animalstalkinginallcaps: I’M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A HAIRCUT. SOMETIMES WHEN I’M SWIMMING IT GETS IN MY EYES, SO MAYBE JUST A BANG TRIM OR- DON’T YOU EVER SAY THAT! DON’T EVEN THINK IT! YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE! I REFUSE TO ALLOW YOU TO SUCCUMB TO OPPRESSIVE HETERONORMATIVE WESTERN BEAUTY IDEALS AND ABLEIST DOGMA! WHY SHOULD THOSE WITH BANG PRIVILEGE GET TO SWIM WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDGING THE STRUGGLES OF THE DIFFERENTLY FORTUNATE? WHY SHOULDN’T RIVERS HAVE TO BE DRAINED SO THAT THEY DON’T OPPRESS YOUR BANGS? HUH? ANSWER ME!  WHAT? BUT I LIKE SWIMMING. I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE- OH GOD YOU’VE INTERNALIZED YOUR FOLLICULAR MARGINALIZATION! YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE WHAT THEY’VE DONE TO YOU! This is perfect. This post and I are getting married.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A HAIRCUT. SOMETIMES WHEN I’M SWIMMING IT GETS IN MY EYES, SO MAYBE JUST A BANG TRIM OR-

DON’T YOU EVER SAY THAT! DON’T EVEN THINK IT! YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE! I REFUSE TO ALLOW YOU TO SUCCUMB TO OPPRESSIVE HETERONORMATIVE WESTERN BEAUTY IDEALS AND ABLEIST DOGMA! WHY SHOULD THOSE WITH BANG PRIVILEGE GET TO SWIM WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDGING THE STRUGGLES OF THE DIFFERENTLY FORTUNATE? WHY SHOULDN’T RIVERS HAVE TO BE DRAINED SO THAT THEY DON’T OPPRESS YOUR BANGS? HUH? ANSWER ME! 

WHAT? BUT I LIKE SWIMMING. I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE-

OH GOD YOU’VE INTERNALIZED YOUR FOLLICULAR MARGINALIZATION! YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE WHAT THEY’VE DONE TO YOU!

This is perfect. This post and I are getting married.

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